Whoa! Porter Park!

Me and my gorgeous cousin Emily and her adorable baby boy Lincoln, went on a very adventurous walk today....it started out like every other day....the sun was shining and the breeze was breezing, what seemed like an ordinary Rexburg day turned into a nightmare!!!! First of all, as we were walking down the pathway, we came across a rabid squirrel, squished on the pavement....we quickly walked around this treacherous sight and kept walking. No sooner had we left the rapid squished squirrel, when suddenly, out of nowhere, swarms of bugs attacked! Poor Emily, got 2 bugs in her eyes, and one tried to fly up her nose. Luckily, she fought it away. We kept walking, ejoying the conversation, the weather, and the company of the other park regulars. All of sudden a thud was heard from nearby as a tree branch hit the ground, missing us by inches! Stunned gasps and sighs of relief escaped our lips as we realized our luck with the close call of nature. So we kept walking. We had gone about 7 or 8 miles and were about to finish our journey when...a loud monstourous lawnmower appeared from behind a tree, threatening to mow us down! We narrowly escaped its blades of death and ran to the shelter of our vehicles! Thankfully we had made it out of Porter Park alive! And thankfully, little Linconln slept the whole time!